The End opinion

The Blug has drawn its last breath. Dead. Dead. Dead. Fin. The End.

Fun was had, blood was spilled, hallucinogens were consumed, and the bad guy turned out to be the protagonist’s father. But the most dreaded evil of all took the web site’s life: Time. Damn you, Time.

Being a film journosuperhero was never the intention of this author. The Blug was born out of love. And a sordid drunken back-alley fumble with perishing out-of-date e-prophylactics.

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Then the strings kicked in. And we all knew what was going to happen.

Rosebud, etc.

21st Mar 2014 | Permalink / Comment

Event Horizon

Select UK cinema release dates.

April 2014

4th

  • The Double (Richard Ayoade (Submarine) dir, Dostoyevsky adaptation, comedy drama)

25th

  • Tracks (Mia Wasikowska, drama)

See the future in the Event Horizon section.

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